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高中英文笑话大全
当然可以！以下是一些适合高中生的简单幽默英文笑话，希望能让大家会心一笑：
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### 1. Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had too many problems.
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### 2. Why don"t scientists trust atoms?
Because they"re always b-having.
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### 3. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
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### 4. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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### 5. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.
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### 6. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
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### 7. Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two-tired.
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### 8. Why can"t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
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### 9. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
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### 10. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
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### 11. Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
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### 12. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
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### 13. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
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### 14. Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
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### 15. Why did the scarecrow go to school?
To become a smart-stalk.
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这些笑话既轻松又有趣，非常适合在课间或闲暇时分享。如果需要更多类似的笑话，随时告诉我哦！ \uD83D\uDE0A
恒大看房搞笑笑话
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