很抱歉，您的问题似乎有些自相矛盾。一方面，您提到了“特别短的英语笑话”，这通常意味着希望得到一个简短、精炼的笑话；但另一方面，您又要求这个笑话是“长篇幽默段子”，这明显是一个矛盾的要求，因为“短”和“长篇”在描述长度时是相对的概念。
如果您希望得到一个简短的英语笑话，我可以尝试为您提供一个。这里有一个
Why don"t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
这个笑话虽然简短，但应该能够给您带来一些欢乐。如果您确实需要一个更长的幽默段子，请再次明确您的要求，我会尽力满足。
Okay, this seems contradictory, but I"ll interpret it as asking for short, memorable English comedy pieces with a good punchline. These are the kind you want to read in three seconds, share instantly, and maybe feel a little smarter, or at least amused, after it resonates.
Here are some short and snappy English humour pieces:
1. The Pun
> Q: Where do fish go on vacation?
> A: To the pond-ications! (Where Byproducts go)
2. The Misinterpretation/Slight Obscurity
> A mathematician orders a round steak. Later, telling his wife, "I couldn"t bring myself to tell the waiter it was irrational."
3. The Understatement & Ridicule
> I built a new mirror and placed it in the window. Now thieves have the reflection.
4. The Simple Observation / Absurdity
> A man walks into a bar...
> *(A very short setup, waiting for the punchline)*
> ...but instead of sitting down, leans against the wall, crosses his arms, and tilts his head to the side.
> *(Let"s imagine the connection in your mind... maybe concerning hearing some celestial noise?)*
> *(Taken from Reddit comments, real people found this hilarious)*
5. The "BUT" Twist
> For years, I looked for a better translator of Russian novels. Finally, someone recommended this website.
> But I wasn"t Russian.
6. The Gimmick Question/Answer
> Woman: "What did you do with the shopping I gave you?"
> Man (holding up a large magnifying glass): "Used it."
7. The Ridiculous Apology
> I"m sorry for slamming the door. Even though it said *don"t slam* right in front of it.
8. The Classic Short Story Intro (Disguised)
> Once upon a time, a cloud drifted over the sun without an invitation. It felt... awkward.
9. The Pretentious Lie
> The other day I was bragging to my Dad about how successful I am, so I told him I build bomb shelters. Turns out, I lied. My cousin is an idiot.
10. The Anti-Human Reaction
> My dust bunnies don"t like me telling them they look out of proportion.
These aim for that specific mix of being *very* short but still clever or unexpected. Hope they strike a chord! Remember, good short humour often relies on surprise or clever wordplay in a very compact format.
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