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简短有趣的英文笑话大全爆笑
以下是一些简短有趣的英文笑话，希望能逗你开心：
1. Why don"t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
2. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
I told her I was talking to the tomato.
4. Why don"t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
Oh, I almost forgot! They don’t have the guts because they’re dead!
5. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
(This is a pun on "impostor" which means a person who pretends to be something they"re not.)
6. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
(This is a pun on the word "frostbite," which can also mean being frozen or affected by cold.)
8. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
What would you do if you were anti-gravity?
9. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
10. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
(This is a play on words since "gummy" also refers to a type of candy that"s chewy and sticky.)
Remember, humor can be very cultural and personal, so these jokes might not work for everyone. Enjoy them and share your favorite ones with friends!
玩笑话
“玩笑话”通常指的是轻松、幽默、诙谐的话语，用于逗乐、调侃或引发笑声。以下是一些玩笑话的例子，你可以根据情境进行选择或改编：
1. 为什么电脑永远不会感冒？因为它有“Windows”（窗户），但不会“wind”（通风）！
2. 你知道电脑为什么总是生病吗？因为它的窗户（Windows）总是开着！
3. 有一只鸟儿站在电线上，电线为什么不导电？因为鸟儿站在同一根线上！
4. 为什么蘑菇总是被邀请参加聚会？因为它是一个菌类！
5. 有一天，白气球遇到黑气球，一见面白气球二话不说就打了黑气球。黑气球非常生气于是它做了一个决定：告白气球！
6. 老师：“请用“一带一路”造句。
小明：我家小区那一带，一路上全是炒股的。
7. A：“你睡了没？”B：“睡了。”A：“睡了怎么知道我喊你名字没喊醒？”B：“因为我喊了，你没听见。”
8. 问：“你多大了？”答：“我永远18岁，因为岁月给我18岁的容颜。”
希望这些玩笑话能给你带来一些欢乐！
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