以下是一些简单的英语笑话，共25个，希望能带给你欢乐
1. Why don"t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
2. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
5. What do you call fake spaghetti?
Spaghetti template.
6. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling well.
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
8. Why did the fish leave the ocean?
To live in a desert.
9. Why did the tomato turn green?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
10. Why did the math book quit?
It didn’t love the numbers.
11. Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn’t work out!
12. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
13. Why did the banana split?
Because it was cut too wide!
14. Why did the scarecrow become a successful farmer?
He was outstanding in his field!
15. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
16. Why did the math book quit?
It didn’t love the numbers.
17. Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn’t work out!
18. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
19. Why did the fish leave the ocean?
To live in a desert.
20. Why did the tomato turn green?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
21. Why did the scarecrow become a successful farmer?
He was outstanding in his field!
22. Why did the math book quit?
It didn’t love the numbers.
23. Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn’t work out!
24. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
25. Why did the fish leave the ocean?
To live in a desert.
希望这些笑话能带给你一些欢乐！
A man walks into a bar and says, "I"ll have a drink." The bartender looks at him and says, "We don"t serve men here." The man replies, "Well, then I"ll have a drink in the bar." The bartender nods and says, "Nope, we don"t serve that either." The man laughs and says, "Well, at least I can say I tried."
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