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英语笑话五年级简短
The Thirsty Crow
A crow was very thirsty. He flew here and there looking for water, but he couldn"t find any. Suddenly, he saw a water jug below a tree. He flew down to see if there was any water inside. The crow was surprised to find that the water jug was empty, but there was a sign that said "Drunkness is harmful". The crow laughed and said, "I guess I"m not drunk yet!"
最经典的讽刺幽默笑话
以下是一个经典的讽刺幽默笑话：
有一天，一只乌龟走进了一家酒吧，坐在吧台前点了一杯酒。酒保好奇地看着这只乌龟，问它：“喂，伙计，你为什么这么慢？”乌龟瞪了他一眼，回答道：“你想，如果你的家也在你背上，你会急着回去吗？”
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