搞笑英文短笑话「最新最新的荤笑话」

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搞笑英文短笑话

以下是一个搞笑的英文短笑话：

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "What"s the best drink in this bar?"

The bartender replies, "The best drink in this bar is a shot of tequila followed by a long glass of water."

The man raises his glass and says, "I"ll have that, but could you make it a double?"

The bartender, surprised, responds, "I"m sorry, sir, but I can"t serve doubles in a shot glass."

The man laughs and says, "Well, then make it a single, but make it a double shot of tequila!"

The bartender, trying to be helpful, says, "I"m sorry, sir, but I can"t serve a double shot in a single shot glass either."

The man laughs even harder and says, "Well, then just give me a shot of tequila and a long glass of water, but make sure the tequila is strong enough to wake the dead!"

最新最新的荤笑话

好的，给你讲一个最新的荤笑话：

有一天，一只乌龟走进了一家酒吧，坐在吧台前点了一杯酒。酒保好奇地看着这只乌龟，问它：“喂，伙计，你为什么这么慢？”乌龟瞪了他一眼，回答道：“你想，如果你的家也在你背上，你会急着回去吗？”

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